Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Florida congressional candidate claims that she has been on a space ship. Oookay then.

Courtesy of the Miami Herald:

Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.

Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican who is running to replace retiring Miami Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, recounted her experience with the ETs during a 2009 television interview.

She described “going up” inside the spaceship — though whether it went into space or just hovered around town was left unclear. 

“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship — not like airplanes,” Rodriguez Aguilera said.

Rodriguez also claims that she learned some stuff from the blond aliens, such as that there are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta, the world’s “energy center” is in Africa, the Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid, and that God is universal energy.

Believe it or not when reached for comment Rodriguez did not deny any of this, and in fact doubled on down.

The Miami Herald asked Rodriguez Aguilera about her experiences Friday. She responded with a statement that waxed astronomical but failed to mention close encounters of any kind. 

“For years people, including Presidents like Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter and astronauts have publicly claimed to have seen unidentified flying objects and scientists like Stephen Hawking and institutions like the Vatican have stated that there are billions of galaxies in the universe and we are probably not alone,” she said. “I personally am a Christian and have a strong belief in God, I join the majority of Americans who believe that there must be intelligent life in the billions of planets and galaxies in the universe.”

Well you know I also am open to the idea of extraterrestrial life and the possibility of intelligent life beyond the stars, but my mind kind of slams shut hard when anybody talks about joyriding around with ET.

I wonder if this lady is any relation to the one on the SNL skit?

Seems just as plausible to me.

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:16 AM

    I firmly believe in the ancient aliens theory. There is just too much evidence of their visitation in the past. More evidence than the existence of Jesus, who most likely was also an extraterrestrial mistaken for a god.

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    1. I read Chariots of the Gods and all things alien visitation when I was in high school.
      I loved it.

      But I began to think the theory of ancient aliens was a Eurocentric thing. It was a way to diminish the intelligence of people living in the southern hemisphere by basically saying there would be no way they could have built certain things without help from extraterrestrial "others."

      But that is just me.

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    2. Yeah the Chariots of the Gods messed me up as well.

      But then I turned fourteen.

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    3. Anonymous10:47 AM

      We saw a group of them while passing Palisades dam on our way to Jackson Hole Wyoming years ago. Egg shaped and almost transparent. The car lost power after a while.Battery was dead. The sheriff that stopped to help us said they have many sightings over there due to the dam being a power source.

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    4. Anonymous3:57 PM

      If aliens were here in the past that means they have the capability of returning, which they would have every reason to as our technology would be so much more interesting to them now, yet, crickets.

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    5. Anonymous8:08 PM

      3:57, if there are aliens (intelligent beings), and said aliens had (have) the ability, and technology, and means of interstellar travel... we would basically still be zoo monkeys to them. Limited space exploration, cell phones, jet planes, facebook, and all.

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    6. Anonymous6:37 AM

      Lab rats.

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  2. I think this storyline was handled best by Frasier. Be sure to watch the first and second takes of the commercial.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqrOXcJ7wk

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  3. Anonymous5:42 AM

    Ok, being agnostic here just prove it. When I was a kid in the 60's there was a place called "Giant Rock" in the southern California desert. It was a place to go for alien research. Professor Van Tascell was the owner and researcher etc, he had evidence of meeting aliens etc. Many private plane pilots flew there as a short day trip. I went a couple times. Fairly believable.

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  4. Anonymous7:46 AM

    She'll fir right in at the Capitol.

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  5. Anonymous7:46 AM

    wow. ok.

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  6. Anonymous8:12 AM

    OT???
    "A Georgia state senator and Republican gubernatorial candidate announced that he will give away a bump stock “in solidarity with gun owners across the nation”

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-candidate-for-georgia-governor-is-holding-a-bump-stock-giveaway

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    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      MIA! WTF?
      https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/las-vegas-security-guard-shot-by-stephen-paddock-has-vanished/

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    2. Anonymous3:36 PM

      @9:14
      https://www.yahoo.com/news/vegas-guard-shot-paddock-vanishes-tv-interviews-172424155.html

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  7. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson fears Guam will tip over, March 25, 2010... (re-elected)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

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  8. Anonymous8:41 AM

    the View:
    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/the-view-points-out-the-shocking-similarity-between-kellyanne-conway-and-nutty-ufo-abducted-candidate/

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  9. Anonymous12:57 PM

    OMG!! This made my day! I wish I could stay away for SNL these days. Getting older sucks.

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Also F spell check. Stay awake!

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  10. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Morons also believe in god, psychics, vortexes, the power of crystals, and homeopathic medicine, just to name a few idiotic things that stupid people believe in.

    Any of that shit, in my opinion, completely disqualifies you from ever being in a position of power because face it, you.are.a.moron. and need to fix your own brain before you try to legislate how other normal people should live.

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  11. Anonymous6:44 AM

    My 55yr old has a chip in her ankle.It shows up in xrays. When she was 5 she remembers seeing a little being flash past her thru the shrubbery in her yard that she can best describe as the electric man,like the little guy in the old electric power commercials. The doctors have no idea what it could be.

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  12. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Stop - and THINK. We on planet Earth are actually zooming through space on a rock. Just like many other planets in the Universe (or Universes). WE ARE ETs TOO!!!!! Such HUBRIS to think we are the only life in even this Unverse. Canadian Country Girl.

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